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Secrets

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Secrets by Pitbull Productions

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: Tiger Tyson – I have been a fan of his for a long time.

Groeper: Not familiar with him. Does he roar?

P: You’ll see. The cover is a little dark.

G: Cover says it is ‘animalistic.’ Lions, Tiger and bears, oh my!

Tiger takes a shower in the scene one. He drops the soap and laughs.

P: Nothing like a clean Tiger!

G: Someone is dropping in on him for a job interview? I wonder what’s the position?

P: The camera is a little blurry.
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Snow Pups

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Snow Pups by All Worlds Video

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Groeper: They look like Abercrombie and Fitch models.

Pubert: Yeah, good thing they have those scarves to keep their naked bodies warm.

Our ‘tail’ begins with outdoor scenes of young twinks playing in the snow. The action then abruptly switches to an indoor scene between a daddy and his young lover.

P: That was a long intro. What was with the close up on a creek? It made me want to pee, not get turned on.

G: Their ski caps are cheesy.

P: Oh gawd, he sounds like a grizzly bear.

Next scene is a snowball fight outside with a cute stud stroking by the fireplace inside.
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Köllide

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Köllide by Rascal Video

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: What is this video called, Kool-Aid?

Groeper: The cover looks like shit dripping.

P: Oh, it’s Collide, like to crash into, set in Berlin.

G: Nice packaging, looks like a special edition.

Set in pre World War 2 the scene is set in a compound in Berlin.

P: The cover is rust. The cast is standing around in a warehouse.

G: It’s very Charlie’s Angels. Is that a tribal drum in the background?

P: The beret guy is not very attractive. Are those girl boots? Those boots are made for walking.
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Internet Sex

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Internet Sex by Private

Judging a Porn by Its Cover:

Groeper: Why is the cover model wearing tightie-whities?

Pubert: Some guys are into that. Cover says ‘You’ve got male.’Pretty clever.

G: He looks like Alec Baldwin with his five o’clock shadow.

Our video begins with a two guys immediately going at it

P: Wow, no plot. Time is money…

G: The mirror in the bedroom is covered up with a sheet so you won’t see the camera.

P: Why not just take it off the wall? My old roommate had a red bedroom like that.
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Desperate Husbands

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Desperate Husbands from All Worlds Video

Judging a Porn by Its Cover:

Pubert: I like the cover with guys in the garden of Eden. All Worlds mailed me an apple with the video, great marketing.

Groeper: The guys aren’t too young looking. I like that. Back cover is good also. I haven’t watched gay porn for a few weeks.

The first scene covers the neighborhood, obviously a big take on Desperate Housewives.

P: Too much plot, lots of talking.

G: Is that a drag queen? Why can’t they hire women to play the women?
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Skuff 3: Downright Wrong from Hothouse Video

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Groeper: This video looks expensive. Very Modern looking.

Pubert: Let’s check out the back cover.

Groeper: Whoa!

P: Someone’s having a double sausage sandwich!

First scene is set in a black room surrounded by a chain link fence. Two men wear gas masks and torture a victim on the floor.

G: Did someone fart? Is that why he is wearing the mask?

P: Is that C3PO in the background and Darth Vader in the front?

G: Luke, take my light saber.
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Working Day

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Working Day by Private

Judging a Porn by Its Cover:

P: It has a construction sign with two workers humping each other. proceed with caution!

G: Offers six different languages, great for when you want your porn in Japanese!

Our story begins with one guy ( played by Antton Harri ) wanting sex and the other ( Lucas Foz ) has to go to work. ‘Have a nice day asshole!’

G: Good sense of humor!

P: Hot intro, looks like a real movie. Should we watch it in Italian?

With his boyfriend out of the picture, he hits on a delivery man.

G: The delivery guy looks like Kelly Ripa’s husband! I like the tattoos on that one.

P: Must be nice to work out of the home. I like it with some clothes on, you never see that.
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