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Horns of Plenty

Horns of Plenty Part 1 By Kristen Bjorn

Starring Carlos Montenegro and Max Exe

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: Can you believe it is Thanksgiving already?

Groeper: I’m ready for my turkey to get stuffed.

P: This cover is as Klassy as porn gets.

G: Look at those amber waves of grain.
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Home Invasion

Home Invasion by Titan Media A Joe Gage movie

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: I just had my home broken into by my ex-boyfriend this week.

Groeper: Your everyday life is a porn movie.

P: I hope I don’t have a flashback watching this.

G: The cover is scary. There is a menacing gun and ass.

P: They might both be loaded.

Water splashes on the rocks as we arrive at a remote mansion in the middle of nowhere.

G: This set is so far from civilization.

P: Is there going to be sex on the beach?
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Chocolate Cream

Chocolate Cream Previews by B.C. Productions

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: It’s World of Chocolate time again!

Groeper: And you shot the cover.

P: Every year now.

G: I can hardly wait to see what you do next year, maybe white chocolate?

P: We will see. I picked sexual chocolate with this video.

G: Yum, let’s give it a lick.
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New York’s Hottest Top Model by Real Urban Men Productions

Starring Ace Rockwood, Paris, and Smokey

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: Take this Tyra and suck on it, here’s a top porn model.

Groeper: You interviewed the lesbian on the current season correct?

P: Yes, Kayla. She is doing really well in the competition.

G: This cover is a little bland and gray.

P: I picked this one for the title, not the cover.
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Pride

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Pride Parts 1 & 2 by Kristen Bjorn

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: Let’s celebrate our Pride issue with Pride: The Movie!

Groeper: I am glad the cast is “proud” and “hot.”

P: The cover looks more Mardi Gras than Pride.

G: What’s the difference?

P: Not much.

Our Pride party begins with hunks wearing Kristen Bjorn underwear on a float.

G: How would you like to have your name on those asses?

P: They are like walking billboards.

G: Notice how some of them are better dancers than others.
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Jersey Score

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Jersey Score by Jet Set Men

Starring Dean Coxx as “The Stimulation” and Kevin Cavalli as “Pauly G.”

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: I love the idea of a Jersey Shore parody, makes me want to fist pump!

Groeper: This porn has been mentioned on TMZ and CNN.

P: Did you know that I met Snooki? She is so crazy!

G: Pauly D. is the one for me but I can settle for Pauly G. in this flick, look at that bubble butt!

“The Stimulation” introduces himself in the opening credits.

P: He has the Guido act down pat.

G: I love the fact that he is obsessed with his own body.

P: This is the first time Dean has appeared out of his own website ClubDean.com.
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Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Tales of the Arabian Nights by Raging Stallion

Starring Austin Wilde and Francesco D’Macho

Judging a Porn by Its Cover:

Pubert: Raging Stallion knows how to package their merchandise. This video came with a magic carpet mousepad!

Groeper: It’s actually four discs with a part one, two and bonus material.

P: More bang for your buck!

G: One of the front models is a little hairy for me. I already saw the Wolfman movie, is that Benicio Del Toro?

The first scene goes right inside a room somewhere with two guys making out.

P: I wanted to see an outdoor scene so you can see where they are.

G: I am picturing a desert somewhere.

P: Rugs have blown up in the room. They are everywhere!
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