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Golden Years

Golden Years by Bijou Classics

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: Let’s go retro porn this Pride with a special Highlights issue.

Groeper: I haven’t seen an issue of Highlights since I was a kid.

P: I haven’t worn striped shorts like these since that time period either.

G: You are no hipster then. Maybe they will have some matching high knee socks too!
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Screenplay

Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Screenplay from Bijou Classics

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Pubert: Wow, this one won ‘Best Gay Film’ in 1984.

Groeper: The back cover looks like Brokeback Mountain.

P: Well, this one was way ahead of its time.

G: Harmonica solo during the opening credits.

P: I feel like Sissy Spacek might just walk up singing Coal Miner’s Daughter.

Begins with a cute worker getting a blowjob.

G: Aww, the birds are chirping.

P: Where is the lead-up? Where did they meet?
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