Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
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Judging a Porn By Its Cover:
Groeper: He’s sitting a little low on the toilet on the back cover. He might just fall in.
It’s closing time at a watering hole and two guys begin playing with a passed out drunk boy.
G: This bar looks tragic. I wouldn’t be caught dead there.
P: Well, the guys that go there are hot apparently.
G: Asleep at the bar? Did he G out?
P: They’re molesting the customers. Where’s a manager?
G: He’s still sleeping through the double-dutch suck.
P: Is he sleeping or faking? Oh, Sleeping Beauty is coming around.
G: I guess the best part of waking up is NOT Folger’s in your cup!
P: I bet he has kitten breath after being asleep, gross.
G: Did he have appendix surgery? That is some rough trade.
P: I hope someone brought some Carmex after all that sucking.
After the three way ends with a bang on the pool table, we move into the bathroom.
P: The music is so suspenseful. Look at that dirty toilet.
G: Yeah, it needs a urinal cake.
P: Or some Saniflush. Check out the tightee-whities.
G: That one has rug burn on his balls.
P: It’s Rudolph the red-balled reindeer.
G: Look, they’re using jeans as a mat on the floor—truly versatile.
P: He does not want more ball burn!
G: The bottom’s hard, that never happens.
P: He is smacking his own ass. He is in love with himself so much.
Following the bathroom bang, the bartender takes a fancy to his customer.
P: Ever slept with a bartender before? I only slept with that one…
G: This scene is not working. The skulls in the background get you out of the mood.
P: Groeper, maybe some guys like the danger of crossbones. Seems to be working for these guys.
G: Speaking of bones, he has just enough meat on his bones.
P: He’s sucking him through his jeans. The skinny one looks better with his clothes on.
Police bust in on our final scene.
P: Is this what you call a raid?
G: Police on twink, the policeman is a babe.
P: I am not into the cheap Superman tattoo, but I do want to see the movie.
G: Acting is superb. The guys are hot.
P: They are cute in person. These guys were in town for IML. We need more bars like this one in Chi-town.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt