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Internet Sex by Private

Judging a Porn by Its Cover:

Groeper: Why is the cover model wearing tightie-whities?

Pubert: Some guys are into that. Cover says ‘You’ve got male.’Pretty clever.

G: He looks like Alec Baldwin with his five o’clock shadow.

Our video begins with a two guys immediately going at it

P: Wow, no plot. Time is money…

G: The mirror in the bedroom is covered up with a sheet so you won’t see the camera.

P: Why not just take it off the wall? My old roommate had a red bedroom like that.

G: The bed is really creaky.

Afterwards one of the partners has to go to work. He says in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, ‘U find new place to fuuck and I will meet U tere latirr.’

P: What a romantic couple! So now that the boyfriend is gone, he hooks up with someone on the internet. I just dated someone like that, what a catch he was… .

G: Now we go to the meeting place, a swimming pool scene. It’s a small pool.

P: Maybe it’s the kiddy pool. I like the swimming trunks. Do people still say ‘trunks’?

G: The one guy is cute until he opens his mouth.

P: Yeah, he must have hit his mouth on the side of the pool, his teeth are so crooked!

G: Are they playing naked Marco Polo? What is that sound?

P: I think someone is playing racquetball in the next room.

G: Couldn’t the company afford to rent out the whole gym?

P: Here he cums, sounds like a girl.

The next internet roundevuez is in a garage ( ? )

P: Happens all the time in porn, garage fucking. Time for a little tune-up.

G: They’re in a garage in the suburbs. Their holes are so open.

P: No virgins in this video.

Then we have a special delivery with the ending an S & M scene, complete with cage.

P: I guess the couple found a new place to ‘fuuck.’

G: Love that he keeps his shoes on.

P: I like his shirt. That’s it, I am moving to Hungary.

G: This video would make a great gift for the holidays.

P: Has a weird ending, but overall, the guys are spicy hot. The hungry Hungarians make up for the bad acting and bad accents. This Christmas, I hope my stocking is stuffed with some Internet Sex.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt

Groeper: Thumbs up he butt