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Fucking with the Stars by Channel 1 Releasing

Judging a Porn By Its Cover:

Groeper: Like the TV show!

Pubert: Cover is good.

G: Hot guys…

The video begins with an intro of a panel of celebrity judges. The competitors are from the four biggest porn companies. The prize is a silver dildo trophy.

P: Nice disco ball. Oh, Bruce Vilanch is one of the judges.

G: The Asian hostess could barely say ‘United States’ correctly!

P: Second one is Chi Chi. Who’s the third guy?

G: Billy Masters.

P: He thinks he is so great.

G: Yes he does.

P: Did the panel improve this scene? They act like it.

G: Bruce’s T-shirt says ‘All you can eat.’

The competition begins…

P: Okay, so what does he need to do to win?

G: He has to strip! Bad sun tattoo on his stomach.

P: I like his underwear.

G: Are you kidding? No one looks good in mesh! You like it because they are playing your La Cucaracha music.

P: He just got naked on the judges table!

G: Bruce just grabbed his ass.

Now they move on to a round red bed in the middle of the room.

G: And we get to Fucking with the Stars! Yeehaw!

P: What is that tattoo?

G: It’s the man in the moon.

P: So he has a sun and moon? He is overly tattooed.

G: The one guy just came… creamy!

P: His penis is so red. He is working hard.

G: Or hardly working.

P: Billy just insulted him! How rude.

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P: I like Manuel Torres; I need to interview him.

G: Of course you would. He is wearing muffin top pants and has a hairy ass. This video has a laugh track from According To Jim.

P: Bruce is getting drunk!

G: Aren’t people from below the border supposed to have rhythm? [ sings ] La cucaracha, la cucaracha!

P: He’s cute and hung. Play with that foreskin, Papi!

G: His buddy is cute with his choker. Is he from the country?

P: I saw him as a cowboy in another video. They are both from Raging Stallion Video.

G: Shocker!

P: That is a hot shot.

G: You’re into the dark meat.

P: He just shot up to his face! The spooge got in his goatee.

G: And look how the other one shot. They had been saving up for a week.

And now contestant number 3…

G: Is he Italian? Their girl-type jeans are making me crazy.

P: These stars can’t speak. Maybe they are nervous.

G: He dances like a girl!

P: Hello daddy!

G: His dance partner is older, baby!

P: Oh God he is beautiful.

G: But more mesh…

P: They must have had a special sale on it. This guy is from Falcon video.

G: These guys are not even looking at each other.

P: I like the white boy. Who is he?

G: He is making a face like he is in pain.

P: How can you jack off like a girl? His pinkie is up!

G: The scores are 8, 9, and 10.

P: Is this going to be a tie?

G: The music is from The Newlywed Game.

P: A true cliffhanger ending, where the audience gets to vote. There are some truly funny moments with Bruce Vilanch. Get Bruce, not the video.

G: Yeah, don’t fuck with the audience, Chi Chi!

Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.

Pubert: Thumbs down but very funny.

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