Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper review adult movies From the Booth! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
Cirque Noir by Titanmen.com
Judging a Porn By Its Cover:
Groeper: Very Moulin Rouge-esque. ( A little packet falls out ) . Is that an Ecstasy tab?
P: No, the video comes with lube.
Two guys sit down to eat popcorn and watch a circus act, as our show begins…
P: Opening night must be slow, no crowd.
G: Not every gay boy can ride a unicycle. I wasn’t scared of clowns until now.
P: I have been scared of them since I was little. He’s wearing a giraffe g-string.
G: The clown is peeing on him now. Did he drink the Pacific Ocean beforehand?
P: How is he doing that with his tongue?
G: It’s called a split tongue. He can operate the sides of his tongue independently. They’ve been around for a while.
P: I’m always the last to know.
G: And those are called scrotal ladders.
P: You are the perfect person to review this with.
G: It’s amazing what you gay boys can put in your rectums.
P: You are so right. The clown is putting a wooden toy in that guy’s ass now.
G: It’s like a clown car that can fit everything in it.
For the next act we get an acrobat performing his balance beam naked…
G: Wow, we get naked ass balancing. Who knew?
P: Look at that butt. I wonder if the Gay Games will be like this?
G: They are in some supreme shape here.
P: Let’s put him on the trapeze and make him do some splits.
G: He’s a real sword swallower, giving him a blowjob that way.
P: Now he’s taking two penises at the same time. This guy is full of tricks.
Our third act includes a trio of animals. Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!
G & P: [ Both scream! ]
P: He just fisted himself.
G: He’s like the rubber man or a human pretzel.
P: Now we get a three way with a female to male tranny. This video has it all.
G: This guy is a handsome dude. I like all the piercings. Also, we get a fire spinner. I can do that.
P: Oh Groeper, you are full of hidden talents.
G: This video is more of a fascinating thing to look at than a turn-on.
P: Yeah, it’s interesting to look at. These guys have skills but this video is not for the average guy. I’m gonna go practice my splits.
Pubert: Thumbs down the clown throat
Groeper: Thumbs down the throat
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