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Beach Ballin’ from Channel 1 Releasing
Starring Dominic Pacifico, Zane Jacobs and Brock Armstrong
Judging a Porn by Its Cover:
Groeper: Well, we are all ready for it after this up and down weather.
P: Let’s hit the beach!
G: That’s your buddy Dominic on the front. Has he been airbrushed?
P: I have a hunch the background scene may not be real also.
A couple of studs play on the beach as the opening credits roll…
G: It’s so windy out there, bad for the audio.
P: Looks like a storm is brewing.
G: Hurricane Zane is on the way!
P: So their beach ball blows away and flies in the window of beachfront property.
G: To watch this video, you have to keep your eye on the ball.
P: Two guys are going at it in the vacation home.
G: Brock has a thick dick.
P: And the other one just lost his swimsuit.
G: I think Brock might look better without that goatee.
P: It’s nice they threw down a blanket to not stain the couch.
G: The Michelangelo statue in the background is a nice touch.
Two Latin lovers are bored with playing catch on the beach and move inside.
P: Now we are talking…
G: Those swimsuits are hot.
P: I wish I could tan like that.
G: There goes the tongue ring in the ass.
P: That always adds to the sensation.
G: Arch that back, Buddy!
P: Easy access.
G: The better to stuff your taco, my dear.
On the balcony two lovers swap spit.
P: It really looks like a typhoon out there.
G: This beach is the last place I would want to be.
P: I think his dick is distracting him from the danger.
G: Yeah, just let the rain come down.
P: He’s going to go out with a bang.
G: The pillow underneath his ass helps him get in the crack.
P: You haven’t done that before? I used to have a boyfriend that always wanted a pillow underneath him.
G: It does make it easier on the bottom.
P: Yuck, he just pulled him on top of his cum filled stomach.
Dominic and Zane play in the water.
G: Do you hear the steel drums in the background?
P: Yes, it reminds me of the Caribbean rum party I went to last week.
G: You have all the fun.
P: The chaise lounges make a sweet place for cock sucking.
G: While the beach balls float in the pool in the background.
P: Looks like Dominic has been tanning in his free time.
G: I need to get to Hollywood beach!
P: Ouch, Dom is squeezing those balls.
G: I think Zane is impressed with his bottoming skills.
P: Hey girl hey, Dominic is switching it up.
G: I love those versatile guys.
P: They definitely have a connection.
G: I don’t like it when guys stare at me during sex.
P: It can be unnerving.
G: That cum is thick. What’s he been eating?
G: This was strictly a rental for me.
P: I think the viewers will have a ball with this one.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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