All Star Studs by Lucas Entertainment
Starring Pierre Fitch and Adam Killian
Pubert: With all the All Star shows on television I thought this would be a good one.
Groeper: Oh yeah, Top Model All Stars and Project Runway All Stars. What’s next?
P: Now we have the best in the world of porn!
G: I wonder who will get voted off?
P: I will be the judge!
Outdoor at a bus stop two studs lip lock…
G: I hope that is a gayboyhood.
P: They didn’t even say hello.
G: Well, they did with their tongues.
P: And no talking, just go home and strip.
G: At least his apartment is decorated well. How many films do we review with wood paneling?
P: I agree. Some do get caught up in the ‘70s.
G: Wait, now we are getting some dialogue. “Spit on it.”
P: It took him sucking it to milk it out of him.
G: His eyes are rolling into the back of his head.
P: Holy Exorcist. Halloween is over!
G: You notice how Michael Lucas has a style to his movies?
P: He is the Tyra of Porn or at least the Tim Gunn.
G: I’m sure he can give some advice…
P: “Make it jerk!”
G: The bottom reminds me of Stephen Baldwin.
P: The top looks like a boy-next-door but tattooed to hell.
G: How All American can he be? His name is Pierre.
Two men enjoy each other in a bedroom.
P: This looks like the same apartment.
G: Or at least the same decorator…
P: I’m not sure what makes some of these guys all stars.
G: Maybe the way he is riding it.
P: But not the way the top just glanced at the camera, very unprofessional.
G: He could have been checking his angle.
P: Their angles are all over the place. It looks like he might choke him or caress his neck.
G: Now that is what I call a cumshot but a bit watery.
P: The top even said, “Wow.”
G: The one guy even resembles Michael Lucas.
P: He is like the Woody Allen of porn, still putting his character in the scene.
Adam Killian finds a blonde on the street and kisses him.
G: What is with all the public displays of affection?
P: Is this Provincetown where I just visited?
G: Times have changed.
P: Killian is a pro.
G: Yes, definitely been in the biz a while.
P: Blondie doesn’t even know what is hitting him.
G: He didn’t see it cumming.
P: Adam is pouncing him like a dog in heat.
G: He brought home a stray and now has to pay.
P: There is more spitting going on than a snake in the grass.
G: The snake is up the ass this time.
Playing at a park can be fun for Robert Van Damme.
P: So they are in Bryant Park, it’s like Project Runway.
G: Yeah, but I don’t think this is during Fashion Week.
P: Lots of licking including the armpits.
G: Creative use of a pole in the bedroom.
P: I think that is water pipe not a stripper pole.
G: That jizz went everywhere. Hot Damme!
P: Robert gave him a shot in the mouth.
G: Right before kissing him.
P: Get that man a tissue.
G: There were only a few real all stars in this bunch.
P: I would put a few in the running for America’s Best Top.
G: Adam and Robert get their 8×10 glossy returned to them.
P: Wouldn’t it be great if all the studios could get together and make an all-star video?
G: We can only wet dream about it.
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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